"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table.
after four, I'm under the host."
"tell him I was too fucking busy--or vice versa"
"If I didn't care for fun and such,
I'd probably amount to much.
But I shall stay the way I am,
Because I do not give a damn."
"If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you."